Help Wanted!
Well, hello again, Internet. You look younger every time I see you.
I've created what I'm pretty sure is the world's biggest crossword puzzle (beating out the current record-holder), and I'm eager to share it with the world. Unfortunately, testing has revealed that Java (the programming language of choice for most Web crosswords) is not up to the task of presenting this puzzle without breaking your browser. A Flash interface like this might handle the large file size better, or something in Ajax could parse it even more clearly, I think.
But programming has never been my strong suit*, so I'm asking for volunteers to help... as I have every step of the way. This puzzle already owes huge debts to a currently anonymous assistant, and to Kevin McCann and Antony Lewis, two kind, generous and patient, patient men who both perform great services for crossword constructors, and who unselfishly modified those services to help me realize my dream. Follow those links.
If you'd like to help me take this final step, then get in touch with me here. Otherwise, check back soon, and with any luck, we'll have something a bit more notable to show you.
*Neither is site design, clearly.